Rapping About Stonks


I wrote this shitty rap back in February when I knew that my stocks would make me rich (spoiler: they didn’t). Thought that I might just put it on my site so that future me can have a good laugh. Apologies for profanity. Lyrics are below.

The song samples Red Cream Soda by A$AP ANT YG ADDIE.

Fuck on your Melvin your Citadel
Putting the stocks in my system
Killing them hedgies like Hitler
Diamond hands holding forever
Fuck around cop me gorilla
My apes strong they’ll fuck around, bankrupt ya
Gaining my knowledge I’m doing due diligence,
Bars different colors just like caterpillar
Damn I love way that stock print it
I buy on the dip and then I just mint it
Gamestop dream team $AMC favourite mixture
Deep fucking value he look like a winner
Flow like I’m Pacquiao, Diamonds they rocky now
Hedgies they copy now bitches they fan me down
Didn’t wan hold she say that she rocket now
Never buy blue chip, and shopping meme stock,
$SLV, $BB, Nokia, that’s no-go
GME, AMC, eight-ball say YOLO
Margin I need when I book my portfolio
Instant, that ramen I order to go
When I eat cereal, tendies my bowl, tendies my fork, tendies my spoon
These hedgies is jokesters they really cartoons
Calls they be popping then go to the moon
Hedgies be wenches they really not goons
Wake up premarket then buy in at noon
OTM calls and it sweep like a broom
I need my tendies and I need it soon
Squeeze the stock fast and a hedgie done crashed it
Hold your positions lil retard don’t cash it
Buying more calls man I got a bad habit
FDs my calls, these hedgies I’m smashing

[Outro]
I need my tendies and I need it soon
Diamond hands holding we go to the moon
I need the tendies and I need it soon
Loading up calls and we go to the moon
I need the tendies and I need it soon
I need the $GME I need it soon
I need the $AMC, I need it soon
Diamond hands holding we go to the moon
I need the tendies and I need it soon
These hedgies is swindlers these hedgies cartoons


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